From an unknown blog:

You know you are NOT Reformed if-

. . . you think the Apostles Creed is the guy who fought Rocky in Rocky I.

. . . you think the Canons of Dort are like the Guns of Navarrone.

. . . you think Ursinus is a nasal condition.

. . . you think Arminians are the people who run convenience stores.

. . . you think the Belgic Confession was from WWII war crimes trials.

. . . you think "popery" in the church makes it smell flowery.

. . . you think the psalter goes with the pepper shaker.

. . . you think unconditional election is a practice of communist dictatorships.

. . . the only "kirk" you know is from Star Trek.

. . . you think the Three Forms of Unity are health, wealth, and happiness.

. . . you think "catechism" and "dogma" relate to pets.

. . . you think Post Tenebras Lux is a breakfast cereal (it's actually the motto of post-Reformation Geneva).

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Always nice to poke fun at yourself.